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Gonna slowly hand y'all the edits I’ve been making hehehe. In my heart? Hispanic Dirk canon

accessibleaesthetics:

accessibleaesthetics:

Very Silly Concept: a show called “Accessibility Nightmares” but it’s structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that’s the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

Gordon Ramsay staring in disbeliefALT

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don’t allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

Gordon Ramsay looking at something with shock and alarmALT

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

Gordon Ramsay resting his hand on his chin as he stares with a pained expression, eyes squintingALT

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says “Well I mean, it’s makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?” The specialist just

Gordon Ramsay staring with a look of shock and disbelief.ALT

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don’t know.

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When you left this tag three days ago, I thought “that’s so sweet, but no. No way this concept is even close to that popular.”

garfieldsscrumptiosjeans:

garfieldsscrumptiosjeans:

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I wonder why I have all these notes…

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YOU!

calware:

calware:

if you’re mad that vriska’s winning that transgender poll you should’ve known better. we all knew it was meant to be a prank from the start and personally i’m here for it

how dare the Rigged Submissions poll have a Rigged Outcome

blanketmoth:

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dave wears jncos and dirk wears tripps this is my thesis

4lph4kidz:

4lph4kidz:

4lph4kidz:

anyway i love that jake is just such an incoherent character even on a meta level that aranea the great expositor has no idea what his deal is

aranea: uh i’m pretty sure you’re the underdog who overcomes massive odds to unlock his true potential, all pages fit that archetype!

jake, about to cast ‘summon ex-boyfriend’ at 9th level: THINK AGAIN

what if i, the potential that may never manifest guy, used an echo of the self-destruction guy to prevent my own potential from manifesting. while gay

mhaikkun:

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the foxes hunt the hounds

consuelodoodles:

blooming-conifers:

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

skywitchmaja:

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

I hope Robert and Barbara Wire are in a happy and committed relationship.